How to Destroy Your Marriage
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How to Destroy Your Marriage
While most people don't set out to destroy their marriage, many of these same people don't realize how easy it can be. While this tip is a little "tongue in cheek" think how many things on the list below fit with the people you know who have divorced.
TIPS FOR DESTROYING YOUR MARRIAGE
1) Have an affair--one sure fire way to get your spouse off your back is to have an affair. This not only destroys their trust in you, it also hinders their ability to trust others.
2) Become verbally abusive-- One way to get everything you want in marriage is to criticize your spouse as much as you can. If you are really good you can act kind in public towards her/him and like a big jerk in private. This takes talent, but after lots of practice no one will believe your spouse when they say your are verbally abusive.
3) View pornography--Turn to pornography as a way of satisfying yourself. With internet making pornography so accessable forget your spouse. Who needs a companion who is real and loving anyway.
4) Work long hours--If the first three do not ruin your marriage, start working long hours. If you leave early enough and don't come home until the children are in bed and/or your spouse is exhausted you can clearly show your spouse that they don't matter to you.
Good luck to you--These are just a few of the ways that you can destroy your marriage. If you want more ideas on how to destroy your marriage--just look around you people are doing it all the time.
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